🚨 24-Hour Zapageddon: COMPLETE 🚨 “Gib zap” wasn’t just a meme - it became a full-blown NOSTR-wide psychological experiment. And we all failed. Gloriously. 💀✨ Within the first hour, the post hit TOP 1 on Primal’s 24h trending feed and never left. I zapped 197,000 sats into the abyss with all the grace of a caffeinated meme cult leader at 3AM ⚡️😵‍💫 This milestone also pushed The Meme Bay past a total of 1,075,614 sats given away since inception. Over a million zats. Gone. For memes, madness, and questionable decisions 🧠🔥 At some point, the community declared me: • The Meme Broke • The Meme Bankrupt I can’t argue. Here’s the evidence 👇

⸻ Also, mid-chaos, I sarcastically quote-posted a video from my friend Isanna🌸 . Some of you took it literally and triggered an unintentional Turing Test 🧪🧍‍♀️ She’s real, the dog is real 🐶, and she’s one of the few actually human accounts bringing a fresh, non-tech presence to this glorified digital arcade. Glad you gave her a warm (and confused) welcome 🫡💫 ⸻ To the bot farm owners: Yes, some of your hollow little code puppets slipped through 🤖 Enjoy the sats. Buy yourselves some synthetic validation. Next time? Your dead-eyed follower farms will be hunted like digital livestock 🐄🔪 Silently. Efficiently. With tools. Consider this your final zap ⚠️ ⸻ Thanks to everyone who joined the ritual. Thanks to those who survived it. And thanks to my wallet for bleeding sats without protest 💸🕯️ The ritual is over. The memes return. #gibzap #baddecisions #giveaway #zap #plebchain