Nowadays the healthiest people are the “conspiracy theorists”, simply because: They don’t take the jab They don’t wear plastic They don’t eat processed They don’t wear sunscreen They don’t use contraceptions They don’t drink tap water They don’t trust the news They don’t use fluoride toothpaste They don’t wear sunglasses They don’t use 5g They don’t trust the government They don’t abandon their faith You might be a healthy conspiracy theorist too!