Obscene indeed. At an average income of $59662, the bare minimum amount of retirement income (80%) is only achievable with roughly a 44.56% savings rate every year for 45 years
(($59662*0.4456)*45)*0.8=$955785.
Assuming a VERY low CAGR of 30% for Bitcoin, that same savings rate used to purchase Bitcoin would yield $3.5B in the same time frame, or the same retirement savings in 13 years and 8 months.
Lower your time preference.