🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰 🚨 BREAKING: PHILOSOPHICAL NODE FAILURE DETECTED 🚨 If a Nostr user posts in the forest and there’s no one around… ✅ Did it make a sound? No. ✅ Did it get zapped? Definitely not. ✅ Did it still decentralize the timeline? Absolutely. 🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE: 🔥 If you post and no one sees it, just post again, but louder. MISSION OBJECTIVE: 🚀 Signal over noise. Zaps over silence. Fort Nakamoto over everything. —END TRANSMISSION— #ZapOrItDidntHappen #FixTheMoneyFixTheTimeline #FortNakamoto