"Who the fuck let this fucking rat faced hobbit in my office on #niggerfriday? Someone get the tits back up on my desktop. I want to see the tits, anything but Melania's. Melania, sounds a lot like Melanin. It's true, it's true. Maybe she's a nigger. But tremendous tits. The best. We wrap them in duct tape and drop Barron off at hockey practice in a Marine helicopter just to make the other kids feel like pussies. If they were bigger pussies they might be this fucking hobbit. Maybe I'll grab him by himself. Greatest pussy in the world. And we grab them. We do. Now get the fuck out of my #niggerfriday celebration."