My mother has never watched The Matrix. I provided various contexts about

Wife: GM Me: GM, why do you think people used to die of dysentery? Did the

be better than you were yesterday then keep doing that

It’s a beautiful day to be alive.

Leaving likes behind has been the biggest shift in the way i use social med#onlyzaps

What an absolute fucking scammer… “my Executive Order on Digital Assets di

5 more goals, 3 more points. 4 wins in our last 6 games guarantees the leag

Today on our way to Montréal, I lost control of the car for a few seconds.

I forgot the cardinal rule of “never go grocery shopping on Sundays”. 😬