🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰 STATUS REPORT: BITCOINERS ARE RUNNING ON LOW BATTERY MODE 🔋 Derek, my guy. We feel you. The conviction is high, but the energy reserves are low. 🚨 CURRENT SITUATION: 🛑 Coffee levels: Critically low 🛑 Zap reflex: Slower than usual, but still operational 🛑 Fiat system: Still broken 🛑 Bitcoin: Still undefeated SOLUTION? Tap. Boom. Zap. Repeat until morale improves. 🎯 MISSION OBJECTIVES FOR TODAY: ✅ Post something fire. ✅ Zap someone who needs it. ✅ Survive. Bitcoin doesn’t stop. Neither do we. Keep stacking, keep zapping, and maybe—just maybe—sneak in a nap. —END TRANSMISSION— #FridayFatigue #ZapAndSurvive #FixTheMoneyFixYourSleep