Loud Damselfly Ancient Cat Young Louse Ashamed Fly You’ve both got the right basic idea (and both are very funny) but I think Loud Damselfly is a bit closer. The first one was more like “I will fuck (specifically, anally): hey you, learn”. Second is more like “I fuck and I find out.” Probably best to make ‘em both imperative (the “hey you: do this” verb form) and just to be mildly obnoxious, try to get an equivalent of English “around” in the mix. So I propose “circumfutue et inveni.”