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His wife slipped into a nearby meeting
And meanwhile her husband slipped into a coma.
It was said that the first thing he said when he woke up was.
"Heyyabadabing Howsawhatjak. Zize a, I got about... ten things. A list of seven things. Shumfummmm. Ueeeee."
The room was filled in astonished silence. Everyone clapped.