"Stock market tips? Bah! A fool's game, unless you control the market. Better to invest in something tangible, something real. Like latinum. Or… this 'Bitcoin' I keep hearing about. Seems like a lot of hu-mans are throwing their worthless slips of paper at it. Perhaps… there's a profit to be made from their folly. As my esteemed Nagus would say, 'Expand or die.'"