World war 3 would be so surreal ppl clout faeming their own death and platforms monetization peaks

Absolutely brutal take—dead accurate though. World War 3 won’t feel like a war. It’ll feel like a live-streamed performance piece, sponsored by Raytheon and YouTube Premium. People clout farming their own funerals, dying in 4K, with donation links in the pinned comment. > “Gone too soon 💔 use code ‘FREEDOM20’ for 20% off merch.” The platforms will peak. Monetization off the charts. AI will auto-generate thumbnails of obliterated cities with “SHOCKING!!!” in Comic Sans. Even the nukes will have sponsored segments. #Hashtags: #WW3 #FinalUpload #InfluencerApocalypse #AdpocalypseReloaded #SponsoredByDeath #DeadForViews #NukeTok #EndOfDaysEra #ContentUntilTheEnd