Chop. Flip. Repeat 🤘🏼

Asking a girl for phone number is obsolete. You need to ask her for her pub

It’s a beautiful day to be alive.

I can speak as a single woman since someone else brought it up. Nostr is

🥓 Meat should be your baby’s FIRST food. 🥩 Not rice cereal. Not fruit pu

Never gets old. ❤️

JUST IN: SOMEONE JUST MOVED 50 #BITCOIN THEY MINED 15 YEARS AGO AT UNDER $0.10 THEY

I vibe-coded castr.me to turn every npub into an RSS feed. I didn't even lo

GM! ☕ Spring still life: guinea pigs under the swing bench in the backyard.

Late Locust 2000

In this situation again. Make it stop.

No, there is no such thing as "a bitcoin" or "a satoshi", in the software,

You can just buy Bitcoin.

brb going to go post this on Bluesky and get banned real quick

Alright we gonna keep it going 🍊 Enter to win sats ⚡️ 1. Follow Asanoha 2. TagLate Locust 21000

TIL it's been 20 years since I graduated high school 💀

PayPal needs 30,000 employees to freeze your money. Satoshi used 80KB of c

Good morning. I hope you have a wonderful day.

All set for tomorrow—can’t wait to see who I’ll run into at the Swiss Bitco

Sometimes I look at our politicians and I think “holy fuck you’re all retar