I am not a crackpot (he/they)
the jaker 2
the jaker 2
edstink@normal-style.mostr.pub
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[Prank calling Howl] Uhm, excuse me, but is your castle moving?
There’s computers in too much stuff, now. We gotta start taking computers out of stuff
What’s it called when “bike is short for bichael” is funnier than “mike is short for micycle?”
Fucked up that you shuck both oysters and corn
A “Funniest Thing That’s Ever Happened” watch is now in effect for our viewing area
Fierce Minnow too much money, not enough Strife
What the fuck does a single word of this mean?
If I spend $2000 on a bed party, I better die
What the fuck does a single word of this mean?
Cussed out 3 drivers and flipped off another on my way to work this morning, then I remembered the back of my shirt has an alligator in sunglasses carrying a surfboard
Do you think, if you farted loud enough and hard enough, they could feel it on the other side of the world?