Because this is truly Australian. Even including the lyrics because they're gold. (Yob is short for Yobbo or Redneck I guess?)

[Intro] I'm a wanker (I'm a yob), I'm a wanker (I'm a yob) I'm a wanker (I'm a yob), I'm a wanker (I'm a yob) I'm a wanker (I'm a yob), I'm a wanker (I'm a yob) I'm a wanker (I'm a yob), I'm a wanker (I'm a yob) [Verse 1] You're a yob or you're a wanker, take your fuckin' choice So who is your favourite genius? James Hird or James Joyce? You ever seen a live performance? Join the wanker club You thought I meant tabletop dancing? Well, you're a yobbo, bub [Chorus] What are ya? Yob or wanker? What are ya? Yob or wanker? [Verse 2] Wankers once used mobile phones But now that's sort of changing And yobs once lived in cottage homes Ain't social change amazing? If a yob and wanker want a girl, the wanker guy will get her The both of them are equally ugly, the wanker hides it better [Chorus] What are ya? Yob or wanker? What are ya? Yob or wanker? What are ya? Yob or wanker? What are ya? Yob or wanker? See pop shows near Melbourne Get tickets as low as $91 You might also like 40 Years – Then Death TISM Defecate On My Face TISM I Might Be a Cunt, But I’m Not a Fucking Cunt TISM [Bridge] I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker [Verse 3] A wanker fights inequality and for people's rights A wanker fights class prejudice, a yobbo just fights Yob or wanker, wanker or yob, pass me the brush to tar ya Make your choice then live your life, come on, pal, what are ya? [Chorus] What are ya? Yob or wanker? What are ya? Yob or wanker? What are ya? Yob or wanker? What are ya? Yob or wanker?