A crazy theory Strategy and Metaplanet are proxys for the US and Japan governments to get a shit load of Bitcoin without moving the price/letting other countries know I'm not suggesting it's true, but It would make a lot of sense

Why? I did the math recently and a reasonable guess for the damages that Gaza owes Israel for Oct 7th is ~$30k/Gazan – tens of billions of dollars. All of the real estate in Gaza is probably worth less than that: that works out to be $172/m². It'd be perfectly reasonable for Israel to just take a