Bill Maher wild for getting that hawk tuah girl on his podcast and having a throbbing erection the entire time

Our government "accidentally" giving the Taliban billions of dollars is so fricken based

Trump should have picked me for VP.

I almost got heat stroke today how was your day?

I also hate people that talk shit on big trucks. "Oh they're definitely compensating" Yeah? Your first thought is their dick? Not how men are genetically engineered to think big trucks are cool as fuck before the age of 5? Once again: kill yourself!

Honestly I think the hatred for those tacky man caves is kind of retarded. In most cases the wife sets it up for the husband and everything. That sounds sweet to me.

My thoughts on ska

Didn't hear anything about Joe Rogan's new special so I'm gonna assume it fucking sucked.