I was 'guy in the chalk outline', formerly 'skydog', in the birdhouse.
B'hammer, WA.
Interested... show more
Stu Duerson, machina exo deus
Not followed by anyone you follow
It's almost as if Republicans are forcing women to accept their hyper focus on the inside of a woman's body.
#rapeisnotresistance
American women should be taking greater advantage of the Second Amendment. I don't think their men would be as anxious to enslave them if they plan to sleep next to a woman who is packing.
Women, you are lions...let them hear your roar. We're here to help you keep your rights...and expand them.... show more
Upon reflection, I have realized my weed gummie just hit, and this might be a personal situation, and not something everyone else might understand.
TH-Seen too much.
She was scary, like the outside of a weed shop, yet classy, like the inside of a weed shop.
High praise?
You just have to ask yourself What Would Jesus Do, and then do the opposite.
-BYU
Solved it.
And Jesus just over here chilling with one titty out...
Jesus is just pissed.
He could walk on water, before he got those foot piercings!
If you can read this you are now my detective sidekick and we will be touring the world solving crimes together for decades, you'll eventually write a memoir. There is some time traveling involved, but you have not got to that part yet. For now, get some rest, we start sleuthing tomorrow. Pack a... show more
Thank GOD I got back to this timeline in time! DON'T DO IT! For the sake of humanity...
ssssshhhhkk.
(shot dead by an arrow from the bow of a time traveling Heian Period samurai, the arrow curiously carrying the inscription 'Manufactured by Greenpeace' on its nuclear armed tip)
A coworker just shared a couple of scary stories about how targeted scams have become.
In one scam attempt, he received a phone call in his daughter's voice asking for help paying for a tow truck. He thought that didn't sound right, so he hung up and called her and she answered her phone... show more
Not to appear overly paranoid, but it might be time for everyone to have the "scam" talk with their family, and develop 'safe phrases' that help determine that you're really talking to who you think it is.
For instance, if you have a brother named Tom and you think you're being scammed by someone... show more
Dentist: "Alexa, play classic rock."
Alexa: *spouts music from the 80s and 90s.*
Me: HOW DARE YOU
Have you considered requesting antique rock?
My friend used to always say "Pints! Litres! Gallons!".
That spoke volumes.
You had me at Hogshead.
I solute you!
East African bush viper
There's a snake on a higher plane!