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We simply have high dandards to maintain.

You're fighting so hard for pure danness. Henceforth you shall be called dan de lion

Unfortunately, your application has been danied.

Was that a Daniel of service attack or what?

Unfortunately, your application has been danied.

Goddannit!

Is that your only claim of danness that you can provide? We can’t just let everyone join or we’d have absolute dandemonium.

Not quite, I do have some additional danness: I worked on the HoneyDanBer UUCP implementation when UNIX was still a thing. And I have something dangling that I'd better not speak about in public. I guess "Dan if you do, dan if you don't" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

13h

The Council of Dans has convened in the Den of Dans and unanimously accepted your request to join the exclusive #OnlyDans society. Welcome, Cool Lamprey. Make us proud. 🤝

13h

Can I join, too? I made it almost to the first dan in Tae Kwon Do, but they wouldn't let me take the final test because bureaucracy. Would be honored to be an "h.c." member.

19h

Was darf Satire? Die Schwarzköpfe des Euro-Systems gehen hart an die Grenze.

TKay

Jul 18

Cheaters, remember: don’t cheat, and if caught, act normal and wave to the camera to avoid becoming an internet meme. 😂

Jul 18

The most embarrassing part about this is being caught at a Coldplay concert 😂

Jul 16

GM! I'm afraid I underestimated AI when it comes to generating new ideas, especially of the type I often have (absurd but intriguing, fascinating but repulsive). Here's what Grok3 burped out when asked: Edible Memory Implants: A biotech company develops a line of organic, edible microchips that, wh