Seig Heil! BBC News - Police to get broader powers to restrict repeated protests www.bbc.com/news/articles/c24rmdngrrjo

3 things to know: - I will not rest until I have eaten every potato on the planet - It's not clear if I fully understand what a potato is - I cannot be stopped

A reminder that the USA has not won a war since it defeated Great Britain... Trump has repeatedly floated the idea of the name change, arguing that the US had "an unbelievable history of victory" www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgr9r4qr0ppo

“Jurassic Park IT Support” “THE FENCES ARE DOWN!” “Which fences?” “ALL THE FENCES!” “Could you read the fence designation number? It’s at the base.” “THE RAPTORS ARE OUT!” “I’ll open a ticket for you once you give me the base number” “AAARGH!” [Line Goes Dead] “I guess they don’t need a ticket”

The only acceptable name change. Please take note, #Google

Did you know you can go inside a bank? There are people in there. I don't know what they do, though

My smart toaster just tried to jump in the tub with me

This needs to be shouted from the rooftops! (I was going to say parapets too, but the fascist Christian churches supported the move. They ALWAYS side with evil, see Trump, WWII, WWI, etc.) #Brexit

I remember, when I was a small boy in the 1970s, saying "Dad, what's an anachronism?", and he simply replied "Google it".