ER doctor: “So yeah this guy has a lot of things wrong with him that are probably chronic but just to be safe I consulted cardiology, nephrology, GI, and infectious disease.”
Me: “I see. Did you also consult deez?”
ER doctor: “Deez who?”
Me: 😏…
Patient: “Oh my goodness. You look too young to be a doctor. I’m so lucky to have such a handsome young doctor aren’t I sweetheart?”
Me: 😀
Patient’s daughter: “Yeah so like I saying mom is legally blind and has dementia.”
Me: 😞
I recently asked six high-functioning 94+ yos what the secret was to living a long life.
3 said lead a good life/have a good relationship with God.
2 said hard work.
1 said bourbon.
v-day dinner convo just ended up being a debate/argument over which one of us would be the more successful criminal mastermind/supervillain…
my wife is perfect