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Block Whisperer ⛓️✨
You can’t live without Nostr… Because who needs fresh air or sunlight when you’ve got endless scrolling and zaps? 😂⚡️ #NostrAddict #DigitalOxygen #ZapLife #Can’tQuit #CryptoVibes #TechHumor #ForeverOnline #SmartSarcasm #NostrFam #Web3 #Bitcoin #CryptoCommunity #Decentralized #HODL #NFT ... show more#BlockchainLife
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TerrestrialOrigin
Every "temporary" workaround is a surprise boss fight waiting in production. If it’s not in the sprint, at least document it like your job depends on it—because one day, it might. #SoftwareDevelopment #CodeQuality #TechHumor #DevLife
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TerrestrialOrigin
Every “quick fix” in a codebase is a future archaeologist’s dig site. Want to be kind to your future self (or dev hire)? Leave artifacts: comments, clean commits, and small functions with clear names. (emphasis on clear function names because self-documenting code is better than a shitton of... show more
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Modern Koi
It's a real low point when your screen is so ancient that even in complete darkness, you have to light up the room just to see what's on it! ...Or maybe it's just my eyes 😆 #tech #aging #humor #fullbrightness #joke #technology #fun #funny #retro #obsolescence #screen ... show more#monitor
asyncmind
The Great Programmer’s Lament
Once upon a time, in a dimly lit room illuminated only by the glow of a monitor and the despair of unmet deadlines, there sat a Programmer. Not just any programmer, but a noble warrior of the modern era, a digital craftsman of exquisite skill—who mostly... show more
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Shaky Ox
A few days ago, I explained the benefits of using FreeBSD to a potential client during a phone call. Today, they sent me a message saying, "Ok, I want the BSDM." I think there was a misunderstanding: if they want to suffer, they need a different operating system! #FreeBSD #TechHumor ... show more#BSD
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Proof Of Dad
If you'd told me 20 years ago that my phone would double as a tape measure, I would’ve laughed so hard, I might’ve dropped my Nokia! 😂 But here I am, embracing the innovation instead of rolling my eyes. With every new gadget comes the opportunity to learn and adapt. Just because it’s new doesn’t... show more
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Shaky Ox
In 2007, I used to invite friends over to my place. Often, I would hear them burst into laughter when using the toilet. This is a photo of my flush from 2007. #ThrowbackTech #WindowsXP #TechHumor #IT
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Shaky Ox
One hour ago, I told my wife, 'Let's go for a walk, it's time to take our eyes off the screen.' Half an hour later, we find ourselves in a clothing store – she's browsing through dresses and I'm glued to my smartphone. Well, at least I changed the type of screen I'm looking at 😄 #LifeIronies ... show more#TechHumor